Tag: "food"

A Circus of Pain and Misery

The following events really did occur, and are also greatly exaggerated for your enjoyment and my protection. I like to act like I'm famous even though I'm not. That way, when I'm invited to all the famous late night talk shows and asked how I became s… more »

A systematic brain failure explained via text messages

Well! It has been an interesting few weeks. I went to the hospital! Basically, I hated my job working at the worst newspaper in Arizona so much that it gave me a migraine headache that decided to dress up as a stroke for Halloween. Except it was May.… more »