Tag: "food"
A Circus of Pain and Misery
Oct 16th
The following events really did occur, and are also greatly exaggerated for your enjoyment and my protection.
I like to act like I'm famous even though I'm not. That way, when I'm invited to all the famous late night talk shows and asked how I became s… more »
A systematic brain failure explained via text messages
May 24th
Well!
It has been an interesting few weeks.
I went to the hospital!
Basically, I hated my job working at the worst newspaper in Arizona so much that it gave me a migraine headache that decided to dress up as a stroke for Halloween. Except it was May.… more »