Well, I kinda wanted do something for April Fool's Day, but I realized that I'd just be rehashing a frankly quite tired tradition that even old people don't find funny anymore.  I mean, if the Daily Sun, my former workplace, still does it, how clever can it be?

So instead, I'm going to give you a present! What is it, you ask? Why, it's only an ebook version of The Devil Still Has My Lawnmower, of course! I've been playing around with SIGIL, the Epub editor of the gods (or at least the really BORING gods who like spreadsheets and XHTML), and while I haven't mastered it yet, the file I've just produced is pretty damned satisfactory if I say so m'self. There's even a table of contents!

The ZIP file contains three versions of the file: A MOBI edition for Kindles, an Epub edition for people with non-stupid ereaders (Kindles still can't do Epubs, because they are designed by, and for, cavemen), and a PDF version for people who hate proper formatting.

I know what you're thinking... It's April Fool's day! Wouldn't Giando do something insane like tempt us with a download of one of his most critically acclaimed stories and instead load the file with ten and a half thousand pictures of penises?

To that I say, GROSS. Here's the file. Geez, what do you take me for?

Sickos.